People Who Tried Their Best To Be Classy, But Deep Down They’ll Always Be Trashy

lol | 10/11/18

Everyone loves to make fun of trashy people, but there’s more than meets the eye… I think. Once you get to know someone, you realize that they have different sides that they don’t always show. Trashy people might seem like they love a good ol’ Walmart fist fight and a face tattoo, but they can also kick back and enjoy the finer things in life like opera and high-quality cuisine.

These people are trying to prove they still have a few ounces of class in them. It’s a nice attempt, but at the end of the day, they’ll always return to their trashy roots.

Not Your Average Shotgun Wedding

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@djbewbz/Instagram

The decor looks way too formal for this to be spur of the moment shotgun wedding. This man is in pure bliss: he’s got his best friend in one arm and his soon-to-be-wife in the other.

The only thing that could class up this trash wedding a little more is a camouflage corset ribbon.

Are Those Subtle Hints Of Grease I Taste?

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@anxietyhits/Instagram

Some people know how to appreciate the finer things in life. Forget the escargot and filet mignon. Corn tortilla crisps are the epitome of fine dining. And the dish arrives disassembled so that you can take part in the dining experience.

You would only find a dish like this at your local Applebees. Bone ape the teeth!

They Grow Up So Fast

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Reddit

It’s so beautiful to see a son wanting to be more like their father. Kids can be so vulnerable. They need good role models to help them navigate through this thing called life.

Right now it’s only a matching ankle bracelet, but who knows? Maybe one day it will be the matching teardrop tattoo.

This Is How Lincoln Sat In The Ford Theatre Too

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@djbewbz/Instagram

This is what happens when trashy people win free tickets on the local radio station to the theatre production of Les Misérables.

You can take the man out of the country, but you can’t take the country out of the man. He’s sitting there like it’s his front porch on a Saturday afternoon, and I respect it.

Now You Can Ride And Die

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LadyJessicaRabbit/Reddit

One quick glance at the background of this photo and you can tell this is easily the nicest thing on the block. The average funeral casket costs $2,000 so it’s no surprise someone wanted to make sure they kept this casket on lock.

Grandpa will probably haunt you from the afterlife if you let someone steal that casket.

Charging Your Juul In Class Is The Classiest Form Of Vaping You Can Get

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@akfarina_/Twitter

I know “classy vaping” seems like an oxymoron, but what would you prefer? Either we go back to a time where people think smoking cigarettes looks cool even though they’re guaranteed to lead to an early death, or we accept that people who vape look ridiculous.

Let this guy have his Juul and we can make fun of him behind his back.

When Engineers Get Wasted

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@kalesalad/Instagram

Just because you went and got some school smarts doesn’t mean you leave your trashy past behind you. These two were obviously at a formal event, probably a wedding, but that didn’t stop them from going full-blown-redneck on the open bar.

Thankfully, they used some of those smarts when it came to transporting a puking guest upstairs.

The Perfect Valentine’s Day

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xvyl/Reddit

Who says trashy people can’t be romantic? This is about as thoughtful as flowers and chocolates. When it comes to giving gifts, it’s all about knowing your audience.

My money in on this person dating a guy from a small town who loves baseball but loves his tractor even more.

Rear End For An On-The-Spot Interview

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Reddit

I don’t blame this guy for taking the car and moving on with his life. He probably tried to peel off the decal of his ex-wife, but those little buggers are hard to get off.

If you want to apply for the position. the only requirement is that you don’t buy any more of those stupid family car decals.

Don’t Forget The Dish Soap

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DrFlames2192/Reddit

It’s not everyday that you scrounge up enough change to afford to buy pork chops from the local butcher. When you can afford this luxury, it’s important to season and marinade them up nicely.

Unfortunately, this person didn’t factor in that they’d also need to buy a bowl and utensils.

Wolverine Would Be Proud

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MilkManMikey/Reddit

This guy clearly realized that he could drink seven Monster Energy Drinks and wake up alive and feeling okay the next day. It must mean he has the same regenerative healing power as Wolverine.

Hugh Jackman’s trashy twin just let one single tear roll down his cheek.

I Can’t See Any Camo Ones

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@kalesalad/Instagram

Why did it take us this long to realize that Croc makes a fleece-lined version of their perfect clog? Finally, our trashy brothers up north in Minnesota and Nebraska can walk around with comfort, convenience, and warmth.

Buy an all-black pair if you want to class is up for a formal event.

Pizza Nation Is Greater Than Hydration

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green_spandex/Reddit

The water bottle holder is a blank canvas for those with a creative mind. If you’re feeling extra trashy, it is the perfect size to fit a bottle of Strawberry Smirnoff.

If you want to take the more classy route, you can use the holder for pizza like this incredible genius.

Hold On To Your Soda Bottle Helmets

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@djbewbz/Instagram

Bike safety is relevant no matter where you come from. You can tell from this dog’s fabulous pink harness that they have a bright future ahead of them.

They’re just trying to make it out of the hood and get their paw in the door on Wall Street. The last thing they can afford is to die because they forgot their helmet.

If You Ain’t First, You’re Last

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middriftmale/Reddit

Whoever owns this minivan definitely coaches their son’s little league team and take it way too seriously. They refuse to let the minivan turn them into a lame suburban parent, so they hold on tight to their trashy roots with this Ricky Bobby tribute.

The banner and the minivan go together like beer and waffles.

Teach Me Your Ways

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Reddit

This is incredible. I’ve been struggling with this exact issue for years and I had no idea that there was a simple manual for looking sexy with bugs in my teeth.

Granted, the bugs don’t come from motorcycling, but that’s beside the point. If the woman with the Farrah Fawcett hairdo can do it, anyone can.

Protecting His Second Amendment Rights At All Times

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@djbewbz/Instagram

The teachers are the future of our nation. They educate our children in everything from math, to science, and apparently, even their second amendment rights.

What’s next? A class on how to properly wear pajama pants in a Walmart? Maybe even a lesson about how to overshare on Facebook.

Yes, But Never In Public

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imakeyoulaughlongtime/Reddit

The overwhelming consensus is yes, people do have those poops, but never in public. You might think this is trashy at first, but as you can see from the locked in socks with sandals and handyman pants, this man is nothing but class.

He has the confidence to go pantless in a public bathroom, and they can’t teach that in school.

Don’t Kid Yourself With That Straw, Dorris, Chug It

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@djbewbz/Instagram

Dorris here is obviously going through a tough time. With two broken arms, she’s relying on Gladys to help her drink her Coronas.

She probably thought it would look trashy to have her friend help her chug a beer, which is why she chose to use a straw, but it’s not worth it. Chug! Chug! Chug!

Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures

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heretik/Reddit

This women has stooped to an impressive new low. All we can hope is that those aren’t a pair of used Hanes underwear. Even if she cut out the skid marks, there must be some sort of lingering smell.

We’re hoping this is just another one of those weird fashion trends that we don’t understand.